But that could make for a good film

The Asylum is releasing a Vic Damone one

Emma Stone as Shirley McLaine?

Thank God. That'd have been a shitshow cause Hanks isn't fit to hold Dean's cocktail shaker

I'm just saddened that he forgets that there were fucktons of shitty films back then as well.

Hamm works for me.
Gosling's a bit too drippy. Sinatra needs to have some possible menace. How about Andrew Garfield?

Cheadle is Sammy

By their accounting, my asthma meds are mind-altering because they contain stimulants. That's bunk as well.

That's a Scientology organization

We already have one; it's called The Godfather

No, they beat The IRS

Shouldn't you be harassing Mike Rinder?

Source?

You need to disconnect from Gaius Wickser

How far up The Bridge are you, David?

Look at The Immigration Quota Acts to see

Not really. Look at American History to see their distinct lack of whiteness

Too bad they ruined pizza

Salmon P. Chase was a madman and C. Everett Coop had some soul

They ain't white then. One drop of blood, man