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Wrong on one count: Dream On was a show made so adolescents could catch some boob on late-night TV in the halycon days before high-speed internet. It was literally about nothing else.

The great Charles P. Pierce: “Remember who you’re dealing with here, Pfizer. You’re lucky he’s not peddling doses with his name on them in the gift shop of his gaudy hotel.”

At least in a lockdown you can’t get fucked at the Drive-Thru.

The process of removal is long and painful.

Golden Retriever? My scientific polling reveals that 87% of goldens are named “Aspen”

Lizzo’s body is obviously 100% her business, but then so are the bodies of all the other women who advertise their cleanses on Instagram and elsewhere. The only difference I see here is Jameela Jamil isn’t denouncing Lizzo like she does the Kardashians. I love Lizzo, too, but if my daughter starts wanting to “cleanse”

Her body is her own, but her social media is social. I don't get the current trend of celebrities putting stuff on Twitter or TikTok and being shocked that people reacted. If you don't want comments, just put it on your website?

Maybe she shouldn’t be hawking bullshit? Pretty easy to see why people are calling her out.

When was the last time you saw this level of judgment directed towards any of the countless celebrities and influencers who advertise flat tummy tea?

Every time this woman walks out of her house, you guys write 4 articles about how brave she is.

That’s okay. I only go there for the articles.

See, I side with King on this. The Jack in King’s book is a fundamentally decent man who has issues with alcohol and anger management. The tragedy is that the Overlook uses those weaknesses against him and Jack succumbs to its influence.
The Jack of the movie, however, is a broken shoelace away from murdering his

Gary Oldman deserves to be an Oscar winner but he absolutely deserved that title for Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy rather than Darkest Hour. While it seems appropriate - given some of his more famous roles - that he won for one where he got all shouty and bombastic, his quiet, layered and nuanced turn as Smiley was

“That scoreboard is completely off.”

Ronald Reagan? THE ACTOR?!

Well...

I do not understand 80% of what I just read

This movie is number 2 on my list of shit I'm completely fucking sick of hearing about, right behind Donald Trump's month long temper tantrum over being a loser.

I somehow missed that excerpt from James Frey from last year. How does this guy still manage to sell books, especially considering the flap over his fictional autobiography back in 2004? And, like the letter from last week’s Savage Love, we really need to stop using the word “cum”. I get that it has gotten a

Album title track on Highway 61 Revisited has this annoying ring whistle throughout, cheesy organ hook, the lyrics are EXTRA nonsense, and his voice is EXTRA Dylany, like he’s intentionally trolling you despite the rest of the album being incredible. And it makes sense, because the entire album is one huge troll to