Yeah, but in all fairness the guy feels a little bad about doing it... not bad enough not to do it, but still.

She was 4 years old when “The Simpsons” premiered.

Today in “Get Out” news...

I don’t know from Fraiser, but goddamn did I like his character in “Barton Fink” (his character being a thinly veiled nod to William Faulkner).

He busted more bathtubs.

So we’ll never know if “Sea Oak” would’ve shown her defecated-in suitcase?

Dowd might still be suffering from that candy bar in the Denver hotel room.

It’s been years since I’ve seen it, but I remember thinking that it ended with one of the best portrayals of a moral dilemma I’d ever seen in a movie,

Truly one of my favorite Simpsons moments.

A thousand times this.

This week after a long hiatus I was really bored and deigned to dip my toe into right-wing talk radio (local shows, as those are the ones with the most callers)... WHOA! It really is jaw-dropping how much they’ve broken with reality. I would call it conspiracy theories, but it’s so far beyond that. This is outright…

And that’s what gets me: does anyone not think that Donald Trump has definitely been part of a pregnancy that ended in abortion?

Hot take is that Trump’s team wouldn’t want to pursue it, because it would be a not-so-tacit admission that it’s all true. Insofar as they’ve commented on it, Trump’s people seem to be denying these allegations.

Because it doesn’t “advance the conversation.”

“Off Season” is a greatly scary novel, and “Red” was, while not necessarily great, at least entertaining in that method of sustained conflict that Stephen King also excels at (got “The Girl Next Door” in the basement, meaning to get to it this year).

I just finished that Unabomber series, so I’m eager to check this out (between these two and the OJ docuseries, I’m digging going back to these weird ‘90s stories, even though I’m old enough to remember them firsthand).

Yeah, this guy really had business making fun of other people’s hair.

Just started reading “Infinite Jest” for the third time, a fact I don’t know if is something to boast about or something to conceal lest I’m subject to “get a life!” jabs.

I did like the skit for one reason: it called out evangelicals. As far as I’m concerned that can’t be done enough for the rest of our lives.

I take some comfort in knowing that he’s surely pissed about missing his weekend getaway. Amid all the other shitstorm elements of his presidency, Trump has proved to be quite lazy.