Is ‘stupidly optomistic’ code for I’m an arsehat that likes to swan around like a pretentious frat boy with a copy of ‘Atlas Shrugged’?

That Anne Frank. “Me, me, me.”

They got odd erections as teenagers when Cap’n Kirk and Spock dressed in SS uniforms on the Nazi planet.

Objectivity is a lie we tell ourselves to keep from screaming.