That impending writer’s strike should have started sooner.

Surprised I haven’t seen it, because I’ve been making them for years, and all my cats have loved ‘em:

So Meow The Jewelz, but two years later and not as elaborate or good?

St. Louis was done in tonight by too many urban types who prefer basketball and football to soccer, sadly.

I read the article, numb nutz. This article also uses the highway jump as a lead image. If he’s doing illegal road jumps, do you think he contacted the proper channels to clear a jump over a moving train?

You seem very smrt.

Durr...

Vergara is now happily married to who?

Seems like a good idea. And probably way easier than smoking crack in the shower... I can never get the damn lighter to stay lit!

The Catholic archdiocese of New York, plus three distinguished Jewish organisations - the Rabbinical Alliance of America, the Union of Orthodox Rabbis and the Council of Syria and Near Eastern Sephardic Communities - have condemned the film.

Sorry if this sounds kinda harsh, but... This is dumb.

You like Dilbert.

Sorry, guy... That Love jazz you’re honking on about sounds like it’s well intentioned and all, but...

And you had to spend your winnings on a ceramic dog or some dumb shit.

Meh... Joe Sakic and Peter Forsberg were both considered good dudes. And I never heard anybody call Foote an absolute prick. Sure, the 90's Avs had a few tuff guy wing nuts, but as a whole they seemed like a generally likable team. And the rivalry, while it lasted, was one of the best in all of sports. You sound a…

This seems unnecessarily mean, but here it is anyway...

What’s the point? 99% of people don’t use their turn signal anyways.

You must not keep up with magazines about gently obscured nipples...

Wow. It sounds like you’ve got a really amazing and expensive internet connection. That’s why everyone likes you and thinks you’re so cool.

jk