Good kid.

[FART NOISE]

YES!!!! I Can! Now stop fuckin’ asking me.

“Hella,” he says?

Hey,uh... I lost a 30 ton meteorite last time I was in Argentina. I think that might be mine.

[fart noise]

[fart noise]

How is this a Kinja comment?! Seriously, get this shit out of Kinja. I get that you’re all sad that this isn’t an article about a phone, but this ain’t going to fly.

Of Philadelphia people, be careful!

Intellectuals Are The Shoeshine Boys Of The Ruling Elite

Here’s you:

Here’s you:

My favorite is Akbar’s semi-regular go-to line:

It mostly sounds like it’s just that entitled frat-douche Lochte who’s doing the lying. His teammates got roped into backing up his bullshit and are now quickly distancing themselves from him, and the Brazilian authorities are trying to figure out exactly what happened.

If you travel to any foreign country and commit any crime (and it’s sure starting to sound like they committed one), they will take your passport. That’s how it works. It’s how they keep you from fleeing the country to avoid the consequences.

That’s dumb.

Stupid Kinja. It was supposed to be a pic of Homer Simpson at Lollapalooza wearing his Rasta hat with the button that says “Too Cool For This Planet”.

Pictured - Murry Chang’s Dad:

Trump is an overinflated, inflammatory cheeto puff

I guess I’ll just have to go to Unckie Moe’s to get my kitsch itch scratched now.