It’s Sometimes A Great Notion for the mining set!

I want to make some kind of “Merlan the Merman” joke, but you were a merMAID, not a merMAN. Whatever... Otto went as Bob Dylan:

No love for a record that will NEVER be touched?

There was one more!

Dumb. And I am sure you are a bad driver.

Officers will also sport pins reading “Arrest Breast Cancer.”

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Senior Billy Ruby knows what’s up: it’s going to be lame. Let’s just go to Denny’s and get some fries.

It’s a real life MeowMeowBeenz!

You must be new to Jezebel.

You totally baconed that comment.

Ah-one... ah-two... Two Fingers!

Yeah, but you Pennsyltuckians call them “jye-roes”and act confused when someone orders a “year-oh”.

I get your point, but what are your feelings about Gabriel?

I couldn’t understand you because of your accent.

I lived in Pittsburgh during The Steelers’ Superbowl dominance in 2007 and 2008 or whatever it was. With a quarterback who was nearly impossible to bring down, a supporting cast made up of likable and fun characters like Hines Ward and Troy Polamalu (The Tazmanian Devil! The Samoan Headhunter! The Flyin’ Hawaiian!),…

Yeah... that’s what’s annoying.

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