If you can’t perform without a drug, is said drug performance enhancing?

“We have people out there who have been standing around for 15 hours, 17 hours, in their gear, with rocks thrown at themthrowing rocks at civilians, not getting fed meals,”

I guess we’ve finally entered The Bone Zone.

This guy is the best fan:

This guy is the best fan:

Because that music, you know... I just get carried away in it.

Keep on rockin’, dude!

Eventually I calmed myself down enough to get the bill and saw that they’d only charged for me for toast. The bartender gave me a hug; someone handed me a pile of tissues.

Her husband Seymore is also an ass.

It’s not that bad. The first 20 paragraphs were the hardest.

More like Harry Caray!

Yeah, yeah , yeah... and Hitler couldn’t get an art show.

Mos Deaf

Or these guys:

Bring it on down to Tacoville!

This is the first article about Coachella I’ve read that mentioned any of the bands that are playing. And they didn’t even wind up playing. Is this really a music festival, or just an ambitious advertising shoot for the world’s largest manufacturer of purposely ill-fitting bikini bottoms with matching hats?

Liar.