Ugh. So it's either douche frat bros or suburban hippie ding dongs? I'll pass on that.

Yeah, but you're racist.

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! RUN!!!

I'll pass on Cincinnati Chili, but I'm gonna eat the shit outta gumbo, crab cakes, and deep dish.

Guy Fieri is basically Poochie, right.

Madonna go home!

This needs more stars. Ugh & ick.

Oh sweetheart, you are so dumb, I cannot trust you. Now I think everyone in NY calls it the MoCA.

Oh sweetheart, the fact that you thought there is only one Museum of Contemporary Art and that it is in Los Angeles should be pretty totally embarrassing for you. It's like when I was telling my friends about this awesome local burger shop in NY called McDonalds.

Our show is fairly boring. Oh well. At least it's not as insultingly stupid as The Strain.

Please try to not give up on humanity as a whole when you find out that yes, people were calling 911 to report that Facebook was not working.

Yes to this. No restaurant should be so accommodating to weirdos that they will squeeze the fucking mayo out of cole slaw. Just say no and move on. If the customer doesn't like it, they can move on as well.

You've seen Times Square in movies and on TV a million times. A lot of you have probably seen it in real life, teeming with chaos and glowing with capitalism. But how exactly does all that work?

The answer is none. Because nobody eats those things. They're gross.

Even without the sexual assault, Urban's concert was already a certified clusterfuck, as it was a Keith Urban concert.

Don't forget your comma!

Ha ha. "The forefathers of the world created the classification of race."

I think you can leave her funny replies if you click "donate" on her stupid blog.

You're close, but still embarrassing yourself. Those of us who live here call it Chago. Sometimes Chag-town.