Oh sweetheart, the fact that you thought there is only one Museum of Contemporary Art and that it is in Los Angeles should be pretty totally embarrassing for you. It's like when I was telling my friends about this awesome local burger shop in NY called McDonalds.

Our show is fairly boring. Oh well. At least it's not as insultingly stupid as The Strain.

Please try to not give up on humanity as a whole when you find out that yes, people were calling 911 to report that Facebook was not working.

Yes to this. No restaurant should be so accommodating to weirdos that they will squeeze the fucking mayo out of cole slaw. Just say no and move on. If the customer doesn't like it, they can move on as well.

The answer is none. Because nobody eats those things. They're gross.

Even without the sexual assault, Urban's concert was already a certified clusterfuck, as it was a Keith Urban concert.

Don't forget your comma!

Ha ha. "The forefathers of the world created the classification of race."

I think you can leave her funny replies if you click "donate" on her stupid blog.

You're close, but still embarrassing yourself. Those of us who live here call it Chago. Sometimes Chag-town.

You're close, but still embarrassing yourself. Those of us who live here call it Chago.

Maybe Burneko can give us a grilled recipe and call us names.

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Please reformat this article into an easily digestible listacle. I think those are funny.

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Since sylph is related to Akin, the fact that slaveholders are involved probably does make her feel better.

Well... I guess you are a horrible person. You should be shunned and mocked.

No he didn't.