He's just gonna lose this year and then move to Miami so he can have better support for next year.

Note: you made six comments that didn't make me laugh. Stop it, dork.

If Burguiere is really so offended that certain methods of hooking up with women (getting them drunk, lying to them and pressuring them) have been condemned, then I invite him to forgo sleeping with women entirely and go fuck himself.

Terry Southern and Peter Sellers agree:

Yes it does.

Then there's this:

Fucking dadaists have ruined tattoos as well now:

No. You watch them.

Only women can get trashy tattoos, and serial killers can only be white.

Oh geez... A "Deez Nuts" bit? And musical theater? I'm sorry, but the whole thing was corny as hell.

I love these Foodspin recipes, but WAY too many of them have Burneko smearing some shit or another all over his chest. He cooks weird.

Also... bringing race into the discussion shows what a classy dude you are.

I don't give a shit about Chipotle. You just sound like a smug know-it-all. This sounds like it could be your handbook: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/how-to-suck-a-…

You seem to be proud of how smug you are. Sometimes people want Mexican food, and sometimes they want Chipotle. They are two different things, and there can be reasons for wanting either of them.

This is bullshit! The only good chicken sandwich is from Capt. Stupid's Samwich Killer. They're all over the southnorthern U.S. and even in parts of eastern Nantuckachusettes! Plus their kobe beef dongles are the bomb! I can't wait to get back home this summer for a Stupid sandwich with a side of dongles... who's with…

I work at Wax Trax, which is Denver's grimy, 35 year old punk/experimental/obscure music record store. When Trevor Price played for The Donkeys, he was in all the time, buying tons of stuff from all different genres. When he was traded to The Ravens, he would always stop back in when they came to town, and he would…

I Is Books Lover, But I No Listen Best. Will You Reviews Help Me With This Not Good Problem?

That's not a Pit

I love cats - I have four of 'em (no judging!) - but, no, your cat will never save your life. Your cat is a dick.

Diversity is great and all, but I'm sure these sitcoms will be top quality, engaging laugh-fests that will be on TV for years to come.