I remember when he criticized BB-8 in whatever Star Wars movie, saying that a self-propelled sphere couldn’t move on sand; it would just spin in place. Then the Star Wars tech people made a video response showing that BB-8 was a real thing that really moved on sand.

(Clears throat, everyone turns to see the old man with gray hair in the back of the room)

There is nothing in the movie that is political at all. It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, but do they even go into why the war starts? How is it a reflection on Reagan if it’s a straight-up attempt to show what would happen if these things (that humans really built and, even now, are pointed at each other) were to…

“Mircale Mile.” It’s pretty good. You get to see Kurt Fuller go bananas. Although maybe you also had a fever dream about Anthony Edwards, I can’t say.

I’ve always liked Ratzi.

But they won’t stop there. They’ll construct bigger sticks and bigger stones, and then they’ll construct a stick and a stone so large, it will destroy them all...

I haven’t commented really since the switch, since I am afraid and hateful of all change. But seeing the Taco Bell Bell here, well, I think...I think everything’s going to be OK.

I should want to comment on the AV Club. I shouldn’t want to cut Kinja. To tear the flesh. To wear the flesh. To be born unto new worlds where Kinja is the key.