‘04-’08 Maxima. Inset trunk, slightly buttressed rear window, 7 spoke wheels, headlights shaped to the front wheel arch, no chrome strip over the tag

Why not, nobody is playing football there. *

Something RADWood era that you can work on, drive, and compete in the occasional auto-x? I’m biased, but speaking from experience this is what you need - an Integra GSR. It’s not RWD, but you probably won’t be able to tell. Sublime handling even in stock form (meaning no LSD). Well within $$$ reach and solid examples…

I met so many grifters like this when I was in the Special Forces. 

Yeah, but after 20 years of automotive technology innovation, you’d think we’d get more than 5 hp.

You know someone at Porsche was like “Hey the Tesla has broken down! Quick send out a Taycan”!

I love Star Wars as much as the next guy, but that’s a total CP from me. I still can’t wrap my head around the STAR VANRS logo...

Can’t really answer for the headlights, but I know the taillights were originally meant to invoke the tail fins on 60s-era Cadillacs.

The trouble with Tribbles is.... they keep doubling

I’m on the same wavelength as David today apparently. “Land Cruiser” was my first thought. Nothing says conservatively managed wealth like a land cruiser.

110 miles would get me to work and back every day. I have bigger,more comfortable vehicles for longer trips or with the family.

Uhm, no, it doesn’t. It looks good, yes, but nowhere near as good as the (admittedly non-compliant) proto.

I’m highly biased, but I’ll take my 15 year old Viper for that price with the 1 in front removed. Good looks, V10 power (and torque), and only comes in a stick, all in a price an average person could actually buy one day and not just dream about. Admittedly you are going to give up something in comfort, but if it’s…

To be fair, 45 is pretty popular right now. 『 He’s also pretty unpopular right now. 』 

Sorry but this is the right answer.  Ride height, AWD, not loud, feels considerably smaller than it actually is (compared to the Crosstrek which is SMALLER than it actually feels).  Pretty good gas mileage, resale value is solid for now, looks great in that dark red you linked.  Just overall checks all the boxes.

You should be banned from this site.  

The only thing CP going on there is that they think a Sequoia is worth a whole 3/4 of a Land Cruiser. 

if you know, you know re: the LC. I would buy one in a heartbeat if i had the cash.