I know this is likely (like, 99.99% chance) that this is a bullshot, but I want to believe. :(

I actually think this looks great!

H-H-HOW DARE HE SAY MEAN TINGS ABOUT NINTENDO! MY NOSTALGIA! I HURT! MUST...90’s...GOOD...MARIO.

Seriously, if Microsoft, EA, or Ubisoft tried the same crappy move, people would be ripping them apart on all fronts right now. I have to second what other commentators have stated, that Nintendo seems to receive this…

"Bye Buddy...hope you find your dad.
...I ate him."

Don't forget their armor (Not talking about Oblivion's armor. That got a bit wonky for the Imperials).

ESO's Imperial armor nails it, aside from the ridiculous sandals for most of their medium armor tiers.

Which is precisely why I said I was regarding the Cyrodiilic Empire before 200's in the Fourth Era.

The Cyrodiilic Imperial Legion (At it's height, I'm talking pre-mega-plot-armor for the Altmer) would roll over any other standing army in Tamriel. They're the most disciplined, best trained and outfitted military force on the continent, with thousands of years of refinement under their belt.

"...Not even beacons."

It'd be kinda neat if they just let those things (the little ones) freely roam around the facility.

Maybe not the big one. I don't want be at a urinal and hear the door open and then, "URR URR URR URR URR URR URR URR."

Hi.

GERALT, Sexer of The Lands, must embark on an epic new journey. Legend holds that the day would come that the sexing would cease.

That day has now come.

Now, Guardian, it is up to you, to unravel the mystery.

The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt.

"Djenge Frett the bounty hunter!"

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue.

Loved that music in the trailer.

"What's that wire for?"

"Dunno, some guy from Bungie came in and hooked it up yesterday. He was twitching, wringing his hands, and acting really weird."

"Huh..."

Or it could have meant something before Bungie pressed the self-destruct button and scrapped the story.

Needs a "Disaster Watch."

Bungie tends to ban people for exposing their sins.

I feel like this sums up Assassin's Creed: Unity perfectly.

Be ready for 12 new currencies and upgrade materials, raid-dependent items, and countless more asinine, ham-fisted mechanics implemented to artificially extend the playtime needed to progress. Reused areas and missions are guaranteed as "new vistas."