Eh...come now, we all know Eeyore was planning that from the start.

Why, WHY ARE HIS HANDS BLOODY?

Your common sense resonates as if it is deep, arcane wisdom that has been long since forgotten. This should not be, as publishers should follow common sense.

EA's entire work tactic has been, "SHOVE IT OUT THE DOOR, SCREW IT, SHOVE IT OUT THE DOOR!" For years now, and it has ruined so many popular game series.

The two…

A few mods in this game can change your entire experience and memory of Skyrim for years to come. Here are a few screenshots from mine, let me know what you guys think!

"But nah, everyone's an Asian dad with high expectations."

As of right now, yes, that is perfectly normal for a 7-series card. Nvidia's drivers have been utter garbage. My GTX 760 and i7 have been running the game between 50-60 FPS with the Seasons of Skyrim ENB installed.

WHERE IS THE HE-NIPPLE?!

"I like to know what they're saying."

GHOST621: I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.

[CHIRPING NOISE]

[RUSTLING INTENSIFIES]

Just remember, if you set the TXAA and MLAA, BQAA, NTSD, SUV too high, your computer tends to experience rectal difficulties.

Learn from my mistakes.

Tone down the Auto-Rifles. Lessen their damage marginally. Greatly their effectiveness at range.

Again, I was not disappointed. You've made a friend today. So bizarre how new music seems to enter one's life when it's most relevant.

Not sure whether or not that's the correct one, but I started listening to the karaoke version of that song and was not disappointed in the slightest!

That was too cool. Also, did they create the soundtrack for this trailer? If not, what is this song called?

Oh, I was pissed when I found out they put that challenge out there and then realized I couldn't even acquire the color scheme and whatever else it needed. I had the emblem, but that was it.

I actually managed to get a Legendary cape for my Hunter. You had to hit Iron Banner rank 1 and drop 2000 Glimmer for it.

The fight music during the battle at the temple was perfect for the whole situation. Bungie really made the Hive feel truly like a force of "The Darkness."

Yeah, sure, "spite."

Well, bah-humbug to you too.

You speak such truth.

Good for Xbox! They're about to have a lot of fun over there! *Nods and returns to waiting for the scheduled maintenance for the PS4 beta to be over.*