Yeah...ESO 6 really has no excuse to not look at least this good.
Yeah...ESO 6 really has no excuse to not look at least this good.
"I mean you've been touching my nipples for fifteen minutes. I became a vampire so I can live forever and see future cars!"
WE GON' KILLUS SUM NAHZIS! YEE HAAAAW!
I wonder how many reviews of Destiny will be riddled with "It's not a carbon-copy of Titanfall so I don't like it."
To play the strike, I joined Osbourne's fireteam as a warlock—a class that is fragile, but has explosive super powers. Together, we have a team of one of each of the classes: there's also the hunter, who is primarily a ranged fighter who can double jump, and the titan, who is more of a front-line damage dealer. We're…
Oh, no we are not. They're destroying the game. According to Zenimax, they take up 85% of the customer support tickets.
So, is Zenimax actually doing anything about it? Nah.
On top of this game's myriad flaws - many of them existing as bugs and gameplay exploits which are still unresolved and ignored by Zenimax since the early closed beta over a year ago - they aren't even providing the one thing that they promised us that steep, $15/month subscription premium would be getting us: Support.
Seeing past his big "Angry Joe" act on the review, he really does properly address the game's (and Zenimax's) flaws in an in-depth, thorough manner. Joe loves what he does and he does it well. I can't dislike him for that.
"Downgrade" is such a strong word. Ubisoft prefers "gameplay footage." I prefer "bullshots."
I KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. Get me a scalpel. And...Tobey Macuire and Andrew Garfield...
Wat.
Totally looked like a Taiidan ship.
Well, we aren't man-spiders...
Oh, that's good to know. Assassin's Creed wall climbing can be done as long as you have spider DNA spliced into your cells. Cool. Send me another video of this guy when he's produced a large butt-web and is catching cyclists and large birds.
I've really come to trust AngryJoe's opinion on games. He really hit the game's broken grouping system hard and thoroughly, as he should have. One of ESO's most-boasted and most-anticipated features is arguably its most broken.
Dat game!
Dat rain!
Dat. Chain!!
Dat chain!
Dat chain.