ONLY a Moron would want to know the MPG of a truck. Since you must live in LALA land, or drive a prius, let me spline the real world to you. A T-R-U-C-K, is a T-O-O-L, and people who actually work for a living need these tools to MAKE MONEY, so they do not CARE what the mpg is because they need the TOOL ANY WAY, even…