That dash looks like a console on Deep Space Nine.

I’m ashamed of myself for not thinking of this.  Genius.

I immediately thought that was something Robocop will be driving when the do the next reboot movie.

The heels are my favorite part of the loaf. 

My first car was a 1972 Vega. I got it in early 1977 from my Grandma after she was unable to drive any more. She bought it new. What a piece of crap! Already rusting out and the engine burned oil like you wouldn’t believe. I used to carry a case of cheap oil in the back and put in a quart a week. That thing died in…

1970 GTO  (Not my picture)  My second car and the first I bought with my own money.  Kick myself for selling it, even 40 years later.

I want those suckers to buy the normal Corvettes and then trade them in a couple of years for the GS or Z06.  Then I can swoop in and pick one at a hopefully depreciated price.  (Not likely, but I can dream.)

This thing looks like a visual representation of every bad decision I’ve ever made.  

Never mind.  I read 914 instead of 944.  Still a fun summer.

New Balance dad shoes are amazingly comfortable.  I’ve got a pair to wear around the house.  My kids make fun of me when they see me wear them.  Don’t care, my feet feel great!

I laughed out loud and now I feel really bad about myself.  

You would be amazed at how much money a simple phone call to the hospital can sometimes save you. Unfortunately, my wife suffers from a couple of chronic diseases that require occasional treatment at the hospital. When we get the bills that insurance doesn’t cover until we hit our deductible, she’ll call the billing…

Be reliable. If you say you’re going to do something do it. If you said you would be somewhere at a certain time, be there 5-10 minutes early.  Being dependable is an overlooked job skill.

Analog gauges, no idiot lights. I want to know water temp, oil pressure and  voltage.  If I can get more that’s a plus.  Also analog tach and speedo.

I used to be a book hoarder until the last time we moved. I had over a thousand hardcovers and paperbacks. After that I resolved to downsize. It took a while but I’ve managed to whittle things down to about 40 beloved books and I either donated or sold everything else at garage sales or half price books. It was…

We have combined PTO system and we’re allowed to roll over hours at the end of the year up to a max number of hours total. I always try to do this because you never what will happen and more hours than normal might be needed.

The first thing I thought when I saw the article, was “why don’t I have magnificent hair like that?”

If you want to get some foot traffic to your garage sale, just advertise that you have Legos.  We sold some several years ago and we must have had 30 people in the first hour looking for them.  Sold them in 10 minutes for what we were asking.  It also generated some other sales of old kid’s toys that we wanted to get…

You’re never too old to read comics.  (58 year old comic reader and collector)

Did anyone mention squealing the tires in dirt?