Perhaps a cabinet position?

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

She’s going to cherish her memory of being on the show and high school will fade away for her like it does for everyone else.

“It’s free so don’t complain when it’s bad” is really not the strongest defense against criticism, you have to admit.

Because it’s so gratifying when the writers come into the comments section to mean-girl anyone with anything remotely critical to say! No honestly, it’s because there are occasionally worthwhile discussions to be had with other commenters here about feminism, while you guys are busy trying to out-cool each other.

They really do. It’s very boring. I miss old Jezebel. This new era of articles about something someone did on Instagram interspersed here and there with shallow political coverage and smarmy clickbait is really not very fun.

Okay, the first time you guys used this conceit, it was hilarious. It gets exponentially less funny every time you do it again. Think of some new jokes, pls.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh take a nap

Thank godthere was a beats brand music speaker thing in there! I was worried that Charlie was gonna exclude that part and in that case her career would have been OVER.

Not even, I remember watching videos like this on late night community access in NYC in maybe 2002? And it didn't seem like it was new then.

2008 :

Ya beat me to it!

Big Freedia would disagree that the ass went away.