The name amuses me because you can spell “Mustang” out of it, which resonates with that front end a little bit.

I like the cut of your jib. As soon as I saw how hard Jezebel was stanning for Amy Schumer, I knew the other racist shoe would drop.

I wouldn't invite Shoujds fir a cup of coffee. Cross them off!

Wouldn’t having Malia be an advantage to whoever had her for an intern?

You know, I’m mad too. I’m pretty demoralized by how much of the creative industries are dominated by people whose parents (or parents’ money) got them there. There’s so much artistic talent within people who you’ve never heard of —but it usually never manifests because they need to make a living.

I know what it is!! After staring at it for far too long.. its his knees, feet, and the bathroom door.

I feel a bit too pleased about this.

Definitely brand building.

hot take

I would personally prefer it if you considered not being super condescending before you post.

I was merely curious if Pedroia was trying to lead us down one path or another (basically, was he saying “Obama did it better than anyone else could have” or “Anyone else could have done this better than Obama), or if he…

Racist prick. He should be behind bars for the hate crime he committed.

Hey, what’s with the golf club? Does she play?

I don't have tv so TALK PEOPLE

I'd say so - if I "ghost" someone, it's because of their tendency to be abusive and nasty. If I cut you off with no further contact, chances are you KNOW why (or you're an idiot).

I ghost people, but it's usually to avoid emotional drama. I'm confused now, isn't that a better way of handling uncomfortable emotional dealings.

“squawky” “me eyes” Did a pirate write to you Anna?

I can just about guarantee that this guy was practicing negging ‘cause some self-proclaimed PUA told him to. The persistence kinda points in that direction as well.

This is the kind of situation where the kicksss me who lives in my head and is always witty and on top of it would just stare at him and say, “I’m sorry, did you just basically tell me you’d like to fuck your grandmother?” And since this is all in my head, I would then stare at him while I take a drag off my cigarette…

After our first (and last) time together:

Still a better love story than Twilight.