And yet you can see where “Am I making sense to you?” is the type of thing rando people might say to you on the train when they are not making sense. It’s good to make sure people understand you and in a situation where you’re actually explaining something new to them you should, but maybe instead of saying “Am I…

The words the speaker speaks are the burden of the speaker. I don’t think you understand the purpose of the original piece. Being aware of how you’re presenting yourself in a business setting is a good thing, and completely different than asking people to listen to what the person really means and not what they are…

You sound stupid and angry and I see so much of this on Facebook. It’s a popular attitude and you’re good at it, but I just hope you’re aware you have choices. Words make a difference. You set yourself at a certain level with your language and attittude, and like I said, it’s popular, but only with a certain crowd. I…

I don’t know. It is very easy to make cocktail sauce and they could have made it while they argued. The other day I had a customer at a bad time and I thought about saying no, but I realized I cold do what they wanted and make them happy in the same amount of time I would spend talking about when I could do it…

Maybe they thought they were at Morrissey?

Riff Raff?

Are you guys (Gawker+) paid to do a story on this irritating attention hog every day?

I think I’d be a lot happier if I were a billionaire millionaire going bankrupt for the third time.

Batman and related are the only comic books I care about and I don’t buy them, so my opinion isn’t even worth two cents, but Bruce Wayne is Batman and Dick Grayson is Robin, and anything else is wrong.

I thought it was a riding crop and I was about to write a post about that, so thank you.

I ate part of the world’s longest banana split. It was in a trough on the floor like a rain gutter, and then there was a sheet of thick clear industrial plastic. You had to get on your hands and knees to eat it. It was on the floor of a skating rink. The whole thing was the opposite of glamor.

These drugs sound like maybe they could be used to have better sex with multiple male orgasms.

I did not realize I was “ghosting” but I do it immediately when the person is clearly no longer acting in good faith. I resent that someone wants to make me tell them what they did. They either know, and they want to lie, or they don’t know and it’s not my job to tell them how to behave. Why waste time? And then you…

Hmmmm. If this happens to you a lot but you don’t mind because you like to see people beg and crawl, maybe there is a reason it happens a lot. In any case, I’m positive that “for no reason” is not accuarate.

I don’t know who Blake Shelton is but this sentence... “He’s great,” said Hartman. “He’s pretty good. He’s a good fellow, I think. I like him.”

This motherfucker is one of those behind the scenes dudes on X-Files, and Krycek needs to make that green foam come out of his neck. Seriously, if we have reptilians or whatever this guy is one.

Do you hate me? If so, how does it feel to hate me?

I like lots of what both of you are saying. It is very hard to say that someone can’t be in a relationship without being above average in terms of movie star good looks when you can see people that you don’t think are attrative in relationships everywhere.

His lyrics predicted his death repeatedly.

I don’t think people that are actually connected and wealthy have ever carried this stuff around, and I remember reading that a lot of the knock-offs were better made because the consumers are a lot more critical. If you buy a fake one you really inspect it, but if you go to the LV store you know it’s “real” so you…