Batman and related are the only comic books I care about and I don’t buy them, so my opinion isn’t even worth two cents, but Bruce Wayne is Batman and Dick Grayson is Robin, and anything else is wrong.

I thought it was a riding crop and I was about to write a post about that, so thank you.

I ate part of the world’s longest banana split. It was in a trough on the floor like a rain gutter, and then there was a sheet of thick clear industrial plastic. You had to get on your hands and knees to eat it. It was on the floor of a skating rink. The whole thing was the opposite of glamor.

These drugs sound like maybe they could be used to have better sex with multiple male orgasms.

I did not realize I was “ghosting” but I do it immediately when the person is clearly no longer acting in good faith. I resent that someone wants to make me tell them what they did. They either know, and they want to lie, or they don’t know and it’s not my job to tell them how to behave. Why waste time? And then you…

Hmmmm. If this happens to you a lot but you don’t mind because you like to see people beg and crawl, maybe there is a reason it happens a lot. In any case, I’m positive that “for no reason” is not accuarate.

I don’t know who Blake Shelton is but this sentence... “He’s great,” said Hartman. “He’s pretty good. He’s a good fellow, I think. I like him.”

This motherfucker is one of those behind the scenes dudes on X-Files, and Krycek needs to make that green foam come out of his neck. Seriously, if we have reptilians or whatever this guy is one.

Do you hate me? If so, how does it feel to hate me?

I like lots of what both of you are saying. It is very hard to say that someone can’t be in a relationship without being above average in terms of movie star good looks when you can see people that you don’t think are attrative in relationships everywhere.

His lyrics predicted his death repeatedly.

I don’t think people that are actually connected and wealthy have ever carried this stuff around, and I remember reading that a lot of the knock-offs were better made because the consumers are a lot more critical. If you buy a fake one you really inspect it, but if you go to the LV store you know it’s “real” so you…

These are not choices anyone makes lightly, and they’re extremely personal.

I will vote against her, but this seems like a reason I’ll give to troll people.

Everyone forgave the Beastie Boys and recently when Eminem rapped about wanting to rape Iggy Azelia, that seemed okay to most people because nobody likes her and he seems to get all the passes for everything.

I keep reading “rape culture” as “rap culture” and at this point there is very little difference.

Bad example, a white person sang the “Reno” line.

Oh good, Jalopnik with youtube comments!

It seems like you do not realize that.

Being dead does not mean you don’t care. I think most cultures I’m aware of place great importance on the wishes of the dying/deceased. If my mother were able to somehow harvest genetic material to make children from me, that would be a horrible thing for her and the children, and I don’t want that now, so I don’t…