Well, because Sting was just hunky dory when he was writing pop reggae songs. He was Par Boone to Bob Marley’s Little Richard, and someone had to be. He did a good job. The Bed’s Too Big Without You, Walking On The Moon, I Can’t Stand Losing You, When The World Is Running Down, on and on and on, all great stuff. I’m…

Plan for the world? Use it as collateral for a loan which we will force the citizens to take upon themselves and then work it out so they never really pay off anything but interest forever. It works with the Federal Reserve and the US.

I don’t have weed and I never have booze, but I am bored, obviously.

People always think the music from their youth is better, and if someone is referencing Sting as a thing young people don’t know about, I mean... Good! I’m glad they don’t know a Sting song and I used to buy it. (Now I’m more into Diplo. When that genius is forgotten I’ll be worried about the future.)

Every time I listen to some Diplo song I can’t remember it later. He seems really stupid every time he talks about anything and he has more beef with pop star teenagers than Eminem did at his peak. I’m just waiting for him to make one song that is a hit without either remaking a previous hit or using someone’s fame to…

I’m not sure exactly what you’re talking about but I’m very happy to see the things that were popular when I was young, like Sting, be completely forgotten about.

Regardless, why are we even having this discussion?

Right, and they also object to the content. I don’t need you to argue for my gay wedding cake. I’ll buy it from a business I’d actually want to support. I agree that no one should be forced to make a cake saying “Support Our Troops” or “Remember The Alamo” or any other arrangement of letters which they might interpret…

You don’t have to support anything or eat any cake at all, and no one has to prove the sincerity of their beliefs to you. How about that?

“If you love everyone it takes away the value of love.” - Marilyn Manson

I almost stopped when I saw it was more than eight minutes, but I tried it. More than five minutes later I do see anyone rapping.

I’ve never seen it. I don’t watch television.

Hair like a snow cone They say I’m vi-o-lence prone

Yes, I have a cat I rescued when he was only about 6 weeks old and I had to feed him with a bottle. He can still turn into a wild animal when he is outside. Before I got him fixed if I took him outside we couldn’t go back in the house until he was ready. And as for the rest of it if it happens to Siegfried and Roy it…

If I saw you outside I’d say, “I love you Kesha. So glad you got away from Dr Luke.”

Okay, this is new information to me, too. I remember when people were saying the story was weird because the vampire is very old and the girl is supposed to be in high school, but I never saw anyone discuss this. Maybe it’s the real reason the werewolf boy’s career folded.

Pro Tip: If you are going to drive a car like an idiot, buy it first

the reading that Dunham molested her younger sister Grace by peering into her vagina when the girl was a toddler.

This is a great illustration.

The sad thing is my mom liked really cool music like Sly and the Family Stone but had it on vinyl so the music in the car was cassettes of what I think of as Eagles-adjacent. It was my mom’s boyfriend because parents were divorced long before, but he was the one that liked some of the singer-songwriter pop stuff. I…