Love those surprise visits especially on birthdays.

And at the end of the day, by staying true to the me I’ve always known, I found that this journey has been incredibly freeing.

I was once turned down for a job at a McDonald’s in a Tucson mall because my high school activity was the newspaper and he wanted guys who had been on the football team because teamwork.

Thank you.

Also, both pictures I’ve seen she is sitting on comfortable seats and being wheeled around the stage. Britney should have thought of this. Dancing is work!

Are those Yeezys?

Kids should be required to at least try anything before they reject it because “it looks funny,” though.

God works in mysterious ways, etc.

We have a winner! :D

I am a male Jezebel reader and your comment confuses me.

The devil made him gay! God was just trying to kill his wife with diabetes.

I wonder if the boyfriend was as into it, though. I have gotten attached to people online and I’ve had people get attached to me, but it’s not always reciprocal. I am picturing the guy in Scotland seeing this whole thing as kind of an interactive serial drama, thinking it isn’t really quite real, and that the guy is…

At Starbucks! With their policy of creating conversation, conversation about Mothers Day is an easy starter for them. All holidays really or anything about family should really be off limits.

They really should give her the entire four names and a tiara now.

Magnum?

My comment was removed at TMZ for referring to Wiz Kalifah as Jiz Mosquito.

Really depends on your definition of “good movie.” The one where he was a racecar driving bartender pilot was crap.

I strongly disagree. You’re saying groups that want to prevent child deaths are intentionally roping in parents who acted reasonably responsibly? Your phrase, “want to conflate,” sounds like that.

Like “thanks for the warning” and then burn rubber to get out of there before she arrives.