Because you've looked at 4chan before?

Who gives a fuck? I watched a minute of that turd. "Don't get out of the car!" But she was making no move to get out of the car until they said that. And why would someone be recording her watching the sky when she doesn't want to be recorded? Is she dating Adnan Ghalib?

So wrong. lol

Remember Charles Manson just married a young woman.

With a plunger in his ass?

I don't care about Bruce Jenner, either. Is that a bad thing? I fully support whatever he wants to do and if he wants to make a series about it that's cool but I just don't care.

It's no "Okayyyyyyy... nice gowns, beautiful gowns" but it's pretty obviously shade.

Because their feud is about backup dancers, like it says in the article, so taking her backup dancers and dressing them like her, like it says in the article, is the insult. 400 stars from people that didn't read I guess. The insult is "I take your backup dancers. I dress them like you. Now what?"

You can drive right through the riot.

Style-wise, it reminds me of my grandpa's 1966 Chevy truck from the front crossed with early Volkswagen Rabbit.

There are a lot of writers waiting tables.

I live in California and the only people I meet from those places are here because I don't go there. Maybe it's the fact that some people make it known where they are from, maybe I've met wonderful people from there and didn't know it, but unfortunately it seems like a lot of the stereotypes of the Midwest, and the…

a million dollar bill with Kirk Cameron's face on it

I read that as crayon storm, as in what the responses would be written with.

That was a telling detail. I almost quoted it myself.

Needless to say his next Cheeseburger Omelet had some extra "love" in it.

I have my own small business, not a restaurant, but I have worked as a waiter, line cook, and "pastry chef" (blatant lie but that's the title they gave me.) There is a type of customer that is going to cost you money, and the only reason to accept their business is if the rent is due and you're broke. Otherwise losing…

How do people get measles if they have the vaccination? No one should have to worry about their own kids getting it if they vaccinate.

When people I've never met say I should act more like 'myself' I feel like they're really saying 'act more like how I sterotype [sic] you to be, so I can feel comfortable.

You're right about that. Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are both less authentic than Lana. My test is who would I want to hang out with and I'd enjoy talking to Lana Del Rey, but I don't want to meet the other two.