DOG FUCKERS! I believe that’s the next phrase. 

yes officer, this post right here.

“Love: It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru”

Steam is the name of the dog you silly goose

Man I bet Paterno is rolling in his grave that he didn’t get to turn a blind eye to this too.

My E30 just shed a tear. (Oh wait, that’s just one of the oil leaks.)

But she said it’s “not a threat”!  That’s the “no homo” of insurrection!

I admit English is not my first language but let’s try to deconstruct her statement and see if we can decipher what she was really trying to say.

Well, it’s because the tops of their vehicles are higher than the bottoms of those bridges.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

It’s a meteor. It does exactly what every meteor does entering atmosphere. Gets progressively brighter, flares, fizzles then boom (the bigger ones)

That’s like the P.J. O’Rourke review where he talked about the car having excessive cabin noise at high speeds generated by his wife repeatedly telling him to slow down.

A million times ^^^this.  It’s nigh-impossible to not have camera within 5 seconds of reach nowadays, and so there’s no video of this b/c this is a hoax and nothing to consider.  False report charges should follow if they cared enough to write them.....

It’s still not a truck. Not even close.

Yes, but they aren’t trucks or off-road vehicles.

“excessive lateral jerk during low-speed maneuvering”

These include poor handling and braking due to suspension designs, leaking and excess noise, vibration, and harshness

I prefer to think that the P in UAP stands for Phantasm.

Some of us live in places where it gets cold and snows.