Actually, Fionna and Cake were created by Natasha Allergi, who works on the animation process for Adventure Time.

@EBuzzMiller:disqus You merged your account with Disqus, right? If you want your spaces back, email them and tell them to un-merge you.

I saw an episode where someone is raped by a mime pop up on some list somewhere. They had a clip, it looked pretty ridiculous/scarring.

I need an adult. *fetal position*
Actually, it was my cousin. I could get into the whole story of how he got into LHOP, but I didn't want to. Hence, "friend".

Remember the Pushing Daisies episode with the murderer who put the corpses in snowmen? Good times.

This may shock you, but different people have different opinions. And our opinion over here at the AV Club is that Family Guy is past its prime and has no sense of comedic timing or poise. Sorry! Back to ology.com you go!

Stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

He is wearing the head of a bear from one of Pendleton Ward's first animations. It is a kick ass hat and it made Topless Robot's list of Best Geek Hats, so take your hat racism and shove it up your butt.

Or Finn w/ sleigh bells.

Re-watching it made me realize that the whole time it was actually the Ice Queen that was romancing Fionna. Creepy.

I'm pretty sure that's his gimmick. He's been around for awhile; he even has a Twitter.

I think you're pretty much on the money there; it's the Fox News equivalent of "All Democrats are Godless hippies!"

Look, everyone! Seth McFarlane made an A.V. Club account!

It's so meta.

Isn't reality TV essentially any unscripted show (minus sports and cooking)?

I used to troll around and make random comments like that too during commercial breaks.

A malicious menagerie of maligned men, menacing Metropolis with might and mysterious mystic manifestations of …evil.

Much as I hate to admit it, that is probably part of the problem: they could sell dead baby birds if they slapped a Mario sticker on 'em.

Hah! I used to edit the MarioWiki as a pimply, awkward fanboy youth. What embarassing memories! I wonder if my horrible old userpage is still standing…

I've been separated from the folks that make up the Mario fanbase long enough to assume that such facetious quibbles could be taken as a joke. Sorry!