That would cause a black hole of pure comedy, causing Dan Harmon to implode and releasing his personal demons to wreak havoc all over the NBC studios.

How did I forget that?! Thanks!

I kind of gave up on Assassin's Creed after the first one; the insane story ruined the magic.

Whale Trail blew me away. I didn't expect such a cutesy game to be SO FREAKING GOOD. And the silly title music was icing on the cake.

Mario is pro-fur! Let's boycott this horrible abomination!

NEW ZELDA IT'S WAY TOO CARTOONY OMG RIOT

Coraline. I only read the first half of the Graveyard Book, and haven't read Troll Bridge, though, so I may be a little biased there.

I think he means his reply to my comment.

Ah! Like I said, haven't seen the episode yet. It's hard to sense sarcasm over the internet.

What do you mean by formatting? The italics? Hyperlinking?

There's no reason to mention it, but ADVENTURE TIME, for being the best animated show in years. Yay!

Uh, hello? Creator of Sandman and the Neverwhere, as well as many, many other books and short stories I've forgotten? The dude that wrote Coraline?

I don't think this is technically a first, more like a dolphin finding a computer and trying to be people.

As bizarre as this sounds, some TVs have a magical thing called a pause button! This piece of technical wizardry allows people to make moving pictures stand still while they write things down! Incredible!

The Morning Routine: Thursdays at 8, only on TNT. We know drama.

I've been taken down a peg. My lumber-ing puns have lost their timber.

Fuck you, Jeff Dunham!

I once attempted to order Chalupas from an emergency call box.

I don't watch this show.

Usually, adding the word "Gee" to the beginning of a sentence indicates that is is said in jest.