Orgy? I dunno. Far too few ladies around here.

Maybe I will get up before noon! Maybe the moon will fall from the sky! Maybe the Internet will suddenly start being courteous! Maybe 8O will stop being delightfully crazy! Who knows!

I love the fact that three of the Zs are not crossed out.

Just a Craig-ular Joe.

To coin a phrase: sploosh.

We will mock those lesser shows until Community is canceled and we hold a mass murder/suicide.

It's not a Community comment section without the mandatory 750 word essay! Hooray!

Holy hell, this guy's grip on reality keeps slowly falling apart more and more. And it is awesome.

Your four-paragraph-long comment has inspired me to NEVER PLAY BOARD GAMES FOR FEAR OF LOSING MY GENITALS.

i was hatched from an egg in a laboratory lol

Can I hold that for you, sir?

I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS PLANET RACISM

I think MLP:FIM is a fine show too. It does what it sets out to do: be a great show for girls to watch. I think it's awesome, and that it's wonderful that there's finally a cool show for girls.

Now look what you've done, @avclub-0d4efaa2c9d1041eb9b8b5319eec8531:disqus ! How rude!

I'm still irritated at the Brothers Jonas for popularizing fedoras amongst the be-pimpled crowd.

I think the point of the article isn't "Let's all stop hating Twilight!" it's "Let's not be assholes about it!". And that is always a good thing to do.

The thing is, though, people aren't made at Twilight itself. They're irritated by the horrible, shrieking, gibbering hordes of females aged 12-40 that make it their religion. Have you SEEN the photos from the Breaking Dawn line in LA? TERRIFYING.

That was actually what I first thought when you mentioned Arthur, too.

"Mommy, look! I made a Flaming Moe!"

Not even Pluto wants you? Rough.