"A persian rug? How delightfully shaggy!"

They actually are making another Rayman? Great! I've been waiting for them to get back to his roots. Fucking Rabbids.

Lemma AT them Reaversh! No, no, I'm totally OK to fly! *hic*

I literally cannot wait for SR3. I've heard so much about the first two, which I never got to play, that I'm jumping out of my skin with delicious anticipation.

It's like you read my mind.

Some nice folks were working on a shiny new patch that made Morrowind look super-shiny and new, but Bethseda shut it down. Jerks.

Some people are into that!

Don't be lazy, either. Nobody likes Open-Window-Man.

Or Lucille Bluth. At least until she tells you to zip her up.

How did we not think of that?!

I think Opie turned out kind of stunted.

Except for the psyche-shattering when he forgets to zip.

Fuck and yes. That was the best.

Personally, I wouldn't want TV to do that; it might start showing me ads for Depends.

Because lesbians are eroding the very fabric of our society. Plus they tend not to rehearse.

I'm pretty sure that his wife later apologized after Marge wrote her a letter. Look it up, it's hilarious.

@avclub-ba51e6158bcaf80fd0d834950251e693:disqus   because the Community review took over an hour to go up

Me vote for pritty ladee.

Wikipedia? Really? Is it true that, as part of the initiation ritual, your gonads are surgically removed and fed to goats?

Be careful what flies through your window when you decide to avenge them. You don't want to accidentally become Warning-Tied-To-A-Brick Man.