@ackthbbft: Didn't you read the article? He obviously only grew a tadpole tail.

@Bootknife-Jackson: That goes double for me. so...

@nagumi: Especially since a third arm would be really handy.

That... was an interesting read.

The little dude abides.

@veinsonfire: ... out of 5? Typo, OR MUTANT SUPER POWER?

Woohoo! I still have half.

@minimaltek: Had a similar situation with a speed-trap at the bottom of a hill.

Cover your car with tinfoil! It will scatter the Lidar, preventing an accurate reading. That's totally true, not made up at all.

@—Core—: You will have two options. Basically, buy items, or be shipped to a mining colony in the asteroid belt. Not in game, in reality. There you will work twelve hours a day, with a scheduled game & grueltube break every 3 hours, then six hours of sleep.

BUT WHAT ABOUT TURRET 2?

This could be fun for arcades, although definitely not a household thing.

Ok. Now what are the waste products of this bacteria? C'mon. Everything poops. Life is complicated, I don't know for a fact that nothing uses 100% of what it consumes, but from what I do know, it seems like reasonable assumption.

@KineticRocketFireBalls: Well, you probably should in that case. I mean, if Car Accidents, STD's and OD/rehab are on your company insurance policy... holy shit is that guy going to jack up your premiums.

@SG-17: Stroke on the toilet, maybe.

@phantomwings663: The emotiv epoc wasn't reliable. That was one of it's many problems.

@Barnabus: Because, While there is an A and B, there is no O note!

Oh god. You took a picture from a bargain bin title for the frontpage. That game... is not worth playing.

@brianbeatdown: ... I'm not sure whether or not you meant that as a compliment.

@Drunken Economist: ...