@wild homes loves you but chooses darkness!: Third rule of kotaku is there is no second rule of kotaku. Fourth rule is thou shalt not proclaim it isn't news. Fifth is FIRST!11! Sixth is there is no seventh rule.

@ThursdayNext: Oooh, a witty grammarian.

Kinky.

@butterbandit: Well, I've heard Mr. Ashcraft throws very nice parties.

@Doomstink: Peta is never happy. They actively go about making things for them to be unhappy about.

@crunks: Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing.

@dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased: If you did a google search, you would have found out it's available in blah blah.

@Twik63, the7k: Tonight, at the double-feature creeper! "THE JOKE THAT WOULD NOT DIE!" Followed by "CRAB BATTLE!"

Well, considering a large group of Impulses userbase get it only for the productivity software... how much you want to bet that the PC is going to be wasted?

Gametap does the same thing, except the "Core files" usually still take hours to download.

Most of the cities in europe were designed with foot and hoof traffic in mind, not cars. They NEED stricter driving tests, otherwise some 500 year old building is irreparably damaged weekly.

@Spiffyness: Simple, get a semi-automated email bot. Leave a note in a noticeable place in your house addressed to your family/IRL friends. The note shall have instructions and the botted e-mail address. They send an email, the email circulates to your friends, the bot self destructs.

@syafiqjabar: Ignore any and all whooshing noises emanating from above your head.

Oh man. I've been starred. I need to comment responsibly from now on. No more late-night/knee-jerk comments. I MUST HONOR THE STAR!

@Gossy loves yo' mamma's flapjacks: No, not the architecture. The concept. Architecture implies design. Concepts imply throwing ideas to the patent office, and waiting for someone else to do all the work, then swoop in and leech off their success.

@balls187: That leads us to phase 2 of their security plan.

Sonic should be under the radioactives. It has a half-life of seven years.

@TheZen: Thats probably five years, if not a decade or two down the line. Existing server technology just won't allow the sheer number of planets they have to be explorable.

"... and Ensemble Studios has gone the way of the dinosaur..."

Conflict of the Deities (Featuring Matt Hazard)