How much did you get paid for this dickride?

Until you open the box and the wavefunction collapses she’s technically both.

Boyd Crowder would like to have five words where one would do. 

But I thought ‘La La Land’ won that year!? I remember it vividly because I was so disappointed that I shut off the TV in disgust immediately after the announcement.

“Alley voiced her support over the January 6 insurrectionists and the War in Ukraine”

Man that time between the Final Four and the start of baseball season is a desert if you don’t have a hockey team amirite

Stop trying to make ‘Mean Girls 2' happen. It’s not going to happen.

Cheers, mate.  *hands over whisky cookies*

Thank you! 

Nah, that’s how the OG looked.

cheers, my son...

You are a gentleman and a scholar, and I salute you.

They’re tedious, not kooky
Mediocrity’s not spooky
It left me feeling poopy
The Addams family . . . spinoff series Wednesday

Ohh, NAS*A*. Pfft call me when he’s fighting NASCAR.

She’ll convince people she can knit and make a fortune on bespoke scarves that she’s actually buying from Nordstrom Rack. 

I was literally going to write the exact same thing. LOL.

Same here, I saw “Mel Gibson” in the headline when I first read it. It was a fun thought there for a second, in a WTF? sort of way. Gummies and dyslexia on a Friday night can make for some interesting reading sometimes.

I can’t believe they wasted so much of Ruth Negga’s time with that show

i don’t get the love for this sketch at all...but if you do...i hope it gives you great pleasure!

This is one of the most obnoxious, bloodthirsty, self-righteous articles I’ve read on here. This almost rivals the Ellie Kemper fiasco for ‘AV Club author desperately reaches to impugn artist’s character’ vibes.