Ah, a D-. The gentlemens D-.

A joke about family.

I’m too tired to write it. 

“It’s not as funny as it used to be”

What the ever loving chat gpt is this?

“All the Majors Kangs go to the right! Now all the Adam Sandler Kangs head to the left! Reginald VelJohnson Kangs, go wherever the fuck you want.”

If this helps us add Doombot to the MCU then I’m all for it.

I’m really, really going to miss this show. Hard to believe I was in college when it came out and I just turned 36 last week. Time is a cruel mistress. 

....and again for me in December 2023

Definitely thought it was Jack Nicholson

Definitely could have used this a few months ago. I bought a Prius from a dealership, and they had a lowjack on it. It added $1200 to the bill. I told them I didn’t want the lowjack, and they said I had to get it because it was included. I was just going to bite the bullet, but my dad insisted on calling them himself…

Reading it is enough I think. I don’t think I have it in me right now to listen to it.

You can’t watch Netflix live.

Now this is some bullshit

Yeah, as long as they stick to the formula of creating people or a main villain that are more despicable than Jigsaw, I think the movies will continue to be a critical success. Who knew the 10th movie would be the good one?

Oh, Ian. They’re going to fire you for not making this a slide show. 

Well then it’s a good thing he has more guns. Lots of guns.

Some people are just born a piece of shit.

Every time an article like this comes out, I skip straight to the comments section hoping you have a comment like this.

Dot’s absolute refusal to acknowledge provable facts is getting frustration. But, I guess it’s like the man said:”We have our own reality.”

Hard to believe someone this talented once worked on Bones.