I really wish he could patch things up with Will Ferrell. 

Yeah. Pretty good list. 

Then kick them in the fucking throat.

Whoever threw that shit at her deserves to be kicked in the dick multiple times. 

I fucking love Adam Wingard. Aside from DeathNote, his films have been pretty awesome. 

John Wick vs Godzilla

I remember that King of the Monsters trailer was fucking fire. 

What a tone deaf asshole. 

I hate this for her.

There was absolutely nothing wrong with the direction. There were some pretty awesome sequences. Honestly the only issue I had was that Nick Fury seemed to be reduced to a goofy comic relief type character. But that’s a script issue.

I like you. 

You really are one dumb mother fucker. 

You seem to know who I am but I have never even been aware of you. This, I think, resembles your life. Probably for the same reason I didn’t bother the read the last half of your comment.

I love Glenn Close!

Also, I don’t read good.

Um, not sure if I missed in the article, or if maybe there was something in the news where this happened? If so, forgive my ignorance. Or, you know, fuck off.

My teacher at the time just really loved Westerns, and Tombstone had come out recently. (She wore a Stetson and everything)

Shut the fuck up before I bitch slap you into the next century. 

Honestly it’s really nice to meet someone his age that gets stuff right.

What a fucking awesome guy. I love him.

Well at least we’ll always have our shared love of spoonerisms.