I love the doofus bald husband.

Really? I love Colin Hanks and his lawyer wife!

Jar Jar was her favorite part.

So you are really just here to state that his comedy is not your cup of tea.

You not liking his comedy does not make him a shitty person.

the Kardashians think it’s damaging for Dream to live in homes where the parents are at war.

You can only get out of flying your mission if you’re insane, but not wanting to fly the mission is something a sane person would want, so you automatically aren’t insane if you don’t want to fly the mission thus you must fly the mission.

“She’s being more careful this year. She’s learning.”

Well there’s Toby he has a chemistry set and Steve knows where the office supplies are. We’re gonna give them a TI-30 calculator and a buttload of Mountain Dew so they should figure this out in no time.  

Let’s never forget the way they were,

These are all some wildly inflammatory non-facts.

I love McMansion Hell and am thrilled for this news, as well as the news that Zillow won’t be allowed to sue for the use of photographs that they themselves don’t even own. The world made sense today for just a sliver of a second.

I’m just glad she didn’t have to spend anything on a court case with these bullies on a spurious charge. Nonsense!

Intersectional Feminist Writer: Ugh, I can’t even with these people who won’t wake up and see the sexism all around them!

While the effort is appreciated, the process itself should perhaps remain behind closed doors.

I would rather hear a real, human voice every time, no matter how imperfect. Do less dancing, more singing. Take some damn voice lessons to strengthen your voice. Whatever. I don’t go to concerts to see someone mouth words over a track.

BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT.

That’s a bunch of malarkey. Dudes that say this are themselves just secretly hoping to bone every woman they know. Not all guys are like this.

Yeah, wait, the guy who isn’t possessive enough considers it cheating that she sexed someone else when they weren’t dating?