She has a great team of makeup artists

If Katy Perry had the same level of “talent” that she currently possesses but weren’t hot, none of us would know her name.

They are examining the placenta to make sure it’s complete, that it’s all there. There can be problems if part of the placenta is stuck to the uterine wall.

I’m not positive, but I think King says he regretted adding that scene to the book; that was during his ‘dark’ (personal) period.

Man fuck IT. King’s fatal flaw as a writer is that while he’s great at world building, he’s awful at closing stories. Nowhere is this worse than in IT.

“God gave us man dominion over life” Words no politician in the US should utter. Keep that Christian rule of law out of society. 

Same here. The cop pulled me over and asked for my phone number. When I declined, he intimated that that ticket would go away “if I would go back to his car with him.”

Possibly hot take: the various Kardashian grandkids are much more likely to become bullies themselves than to be bullied.

If she can’t sing live, she can’t sing.

 THIS is how you get off Marine and Air Force One, okay? Just sayin’. Never Forget.

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

SHE WAS A LIBRARIAN WITH A REAL GOOD PURPOSE. Aside from whatever is going on above.

but those movies were so good

The general reason was to provide for ex-wives as they wouldn’t be able to provide for themselves. Later it was argued a spouse often had in part helped with establishing the more affluent one (such as by doing house work or helping with managing funds or taking care of the kids) and as a result had had less of an…

The Fraser version of The Mummy is delightful. I don’t care what anyone says. It’s a great mixture of action and romance and comedy. And Fraser and Rachel Weisz are freaking delightful together. People who don’t like this movie are just wrong.

The Brendan Fraser movie is a gem, dammit!

Think of all the house wives who deferred on getting job experience and educational credentials to keep house and are now without the partner holding up the income end of the bargain. While one could argue that the standard of living doesn’t need to be maintained, settling on a ‘reasonable’ number is where the…

I’m convened Hollywood is trying to erase any evidence of Brendan Fraser with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and now Tom “The Dummy” Cruise

I respectfully disagree. School is a job—perhaps a means to an end, but a job nonetheless—and part of my responsibility as a teacher is to help my students understand that they must treat different situations differently. Wear whatever you want when you’re hanging out with your friends. But, when you’re in the…

This list is why we should all be able to work from home. Because everyone is an awful piece of shit, period.