Shorts question!

I'm right there with you, it's chilly and raining in Philly right now, so I'm spending most of the day rewatching Carnival on Amazon and hoping the whether clears out by nightfall. Although I am loving the ten degree difference in temperature. I am not built for 100 degree days.

False. TV is amazing and we should all be watching more of it. Case in point, I just discovered Drunk History and it is the best thing since sewage covered beaches.

This is why sharing the name with a "famous" person is good/weird (not a celebrity famous, but the first 10,000 hits online for my name are for her, not me). I'm online anonymous and yet always feel the need to explain to people that I'm not that "Fate'sBitch" just in case they've googled my name.

Oh, god. My dad has all of these terrible books. He finally convinced me to read one about crystal skulls or some bullshit like that, but I couldn't get through it because no one EVER made fun of his name. I mean, his name is DIRK FREAKIN PIT and no one ever gives him shit about it. As someone with a distinctive last…

But what about being name Malory now?

Maple. Like the tree. Not Mabel, but Maple. Thank my mother for her wisdom in shutting that down, sorry dad.

I Wanna Get Down Low With Mark Ruffalo.

When someone inevitable writes a book about this "time period" (like the thousand books about the Rat Pack that VF is always peddling) I have the perfect title. Tools: A Memoir in Twelve Parts.

Haha, thanks! Now the question is whether or not I should tell my sister I posted this?

So, for whatever reason, math has always been the trouble class for my siblings and I. We were always either failing or on the verge of failing. So in junior year of high school my sister is failing math, but she knows that if she tells our mom that she's failing she won't be able to go to her weekend job and see the…

Imagine how much different this could have been had Target splashed large, colorful teaser images

The mirror test is actually used as an intelligence indicator for animal species, and for human development. Higher-level animals, like dolphins, are able to recognize that it's themselves in the mirror, while less-intelligent animals (like cats and dogs) are incapable of self-awareness and either ignore it (like my…

But does she have a duster? It's far more bad-ass than a regular pant suit.

Poor dear. First of all, there is NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU, and don't feel embarrassed we've all been there (for me, it was a love letter, so there's physical evidence out there somewhere!). You did a brave thing, and in a few years you'll look back and laugh. See him or don't see him before you leave, the only thing…

Any other Sleepy Hollow Jezzie fans out there? I'm officially obsessed with the show, but I have two major issues with the fandom.

I love Willa Cather! I found a copy of Oh Pioneers! in a friend's basement and it's now one of my favorite books. I am still disappointed that I was never introduced to her in high school or college.

That happens to me too! What is that?

I grew up very far back in the woods up in the Poconos. I had (still have, going on 23 years) two best friends my age that lived near me and in the summer we spent every day playing in the woods or swimming together, there was never a lot of adult supervision, we were good kids and didn't get into much trouble. At…

I love Knoebel's! Have you ever done the train ride (or something like that) that goes through the woods at night? Very fun, but very creepy