Me! Me! I want the rights to this. And the last line of the movie, after the main character realizes her boyfriend was a huge dick, right as he was getting ready to come home, sit down to sandwich 300 and pop out that ring, instead he'd come home to find her stuff all moved out and a note that says "Make your own…

Thank you! Do they sell it at most grocery stores, or should I hit up the pet store?

You know, I was thinking about that, but the smell is driving me crazy and I don't think I can wait.

Hey my fellow crazy cat ladies. I have a question I was hoping some of you could help me out with. I recently did some furniture rearranging in my apartment and I moved the litter box to a different room. But now there is a definite smell of cat pee in the corner where the litter box used to be. I scrubbed the carpet…

This is terrible, these people are monsters. I have two cousins that are adopted and one is going through a "trouble making phase" (which is almost identical to the trouble making my sister and I went through at her age) and the thought of "returning" her is not a thought anyone has, it's not something that's ever…

Katy Perry is queen of the sing-talk. She's basically just talking over a back beat. And, like on all of her other songs (even the super poppy ones), she sounds like she did a fistful of Quaaludes before recording.

Did you see the It's Always Sunny Episode with him and Sinbad? He was really good!

I came here to post the same thing! Although probably not as succinctly and with a lot more cursing. Weddings are NOT an event to "make money," not in any sense, at all. You should definitely start an etiquette blog, though. I would read the crap out of that.

Especially since P. Diddy's vodka was made from the finest grapes, and contained vodka! How could she not love it?

Pettipants! They sell them on amazon.com (among other places, I'm sure). They're basically old-fashioned bloomers, but roomy and comfortable. I love mine.

I had a very good friend get married on a Tuesday for the specific reason of weeding out guests (she has a huge family). It only kind of worked, there were still around 100 people there, but it was a fun wedding.

Insidious terrified me. Especially the dancing Irish boy (and the stomping guy who choked the wife and Darth Maul on the ceiling). The fact that the Irish boy showed up in the house in the middle of the day somehow made it even scarier. Daylight is supposed to be the safe time in horror movies, and then there's this…

Don't forget about Jake in Animorphs. In the last book (2nd to last?) he dumped hundreds of yeerks from their tanks into space, killing them instantly. His guilt over that act was a major part of his character arc in the last book.

Right? I still love that book. I don't treat it like my personal manifesto or anything, but I've re-read it several times in my twenties and my soft-spot for Holden has never hardened. Mostly, I just want to sit him down, make him some cocoa and tell him it's gonna be ok.

He's also has a frequently updated Twitter account! The Dalai Lama is legitimately awesome.