Yay MegiEr and CurtCole, just about every comment on that cosmo post was hilarious, good show!

@BabyJane: Well, I don't know what fashion capital you come from, but here in Philadelphia we buckle-up, it's the law.

Dear London Zoo,our tortoise would smoke your tortoise!

This is why, ever since I became a model, I do all my correspondence through courier swans, it's just classier that way.

@Mellu: I'm no good at this at all, but I speak from personal experience when I advise you not to do the whole love email/love letter thing. I would send him I had a great time, want to do it again email, make plans and then see where things go. I think trying to write out how you feel can lead to some serious…

@weetziebat: There's a Philly Jezebel group on facebook, I know some of those guys and girls are in Jersey, that could be a good place to post to see who's near you, and maybe start a NJ group.

@ohnokids: I think your plan sounds awesome take the day off, sleep in, get a pedicure and then let your friends take you out to a nice dinner.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Clearly, the devil would take your soul mix it with some dijon mustard, mayonnaise and tabasco sauce, sprinkle it with paprika and then feed it to his minions.

@inabook: Really guys, I was being sarcastic.

If the era of big science is over where we will get studies telling us that boys like to have sex, women enjoy buying shoes and of course the most important recent study exclaiming water=wet.

@jennainminnesota: Ever since the switch, I can't get ABC with my antenna, I get all the other basic channels, but not ABC.

And it's official, Daniel Radcliffe is awesome "a bloody boxer" I love it. I only realize this now, because he looks so much like my little brother that it's hard to take him seriously.

@KalamataInterrobang: "You're that guy from that thing, right? That thing about those guys...my little sister is nuts over that thing, vampires right, but like sparkly or some shit? Oh and that other thing with those other guys...what's it called with that kid who was in that play where he fucked a horse? What was…

@morninggloria: Will there be a basement in the Alamo this time?

The Twilight movies are coming your way

Wait, is "Escada, the struggling fashion house" the same Escada that makes perfumes? I had no idea they were in trouble. I hope they stay afloat, Escada is the only perfume I wear, I have about 5 different bottles of it at home, it smells heavenly.

"How exactly am I supposed to fit you into my purse and carry you around?"

The US team for synchronized running has their first practice. Jack Donaghy would be so proud.

@Fate'sBitch: Dammit! Lose - as in I lose at commenting.

I love his new single "I'm Like A Hare With The Way I Always Loose The Race (Me and Carrots)"