@Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: I still love her, I'll never let her go.

Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean III: The Curse of the Pegged Jeans.

Fat people! They're everywhere! Hide your children and your candy!

And she was so exited about that prescription shampoo.

Jack Donaghy would not approve. Remember, your hair is your headsuit.

When I saw the trailer for this the other day I thought it was a fake trailer (like in Forgetting Sarah Marshall or Tropic Thunder) it just looked so overblown and DRAMATIC! I thought it was funny. Now I feel kind of bad about that.

Tut, Tut, looks like lame.

@dissolver: Plus, how do you need a man to give you attention on tour? Won't you have hundreds of people cheering for you every night. I don't know if I believe this one, I'm not a huge Lilly Allen fan, but she's never come off as especially needy.

Hot tub adventures sounds a direct to DVD American Pie sequel. American Pie 14: The Hut Tub Adventures...At Band Camp; It's British This Time.

Now see, if only Joan of Arc had worn this she would have beaten that "burned at the stake for wearing pants rap"

@Jello Mix: Or something that doesn't give anyone over a B the dreaded 4-boob.

Somewhere Lisa Frank is pulling out her Pink and Green Markers adding a polar bear and dolphin and crying out "COMPLETED!"

I cannot stand when Americans use European slang,

Oh Paris, wasn't it just yesterday I was defending your look? Not today sweetheart. That dress is made of fail.

Is she apologizing for Fool's Gold?

@jenniferhill: Oh jeez, don't be that guy. it's a JOKE. And a funny one, at that.

I am loving Paris' look. Yes it's costumey, but she totally commits to it. Look at those shoes, the jewelry even the headband, it all syncs up really, really well.

@Triphena: It happened to me once, and it was fucking painful! My eyes were burning and just ridiculously red, I had to spend about 24 hours sitting in a dark room because any kind of light was so painful. It's weird because I've fallen asleep with contacts in before and it was fine, but that one time, I have no idea…

Is this a thing the kids are doing now? I just saw a group of hipsters walking barefoot down Broad Street yesterday. I almost turned into a shrieking grandmother "Put some shoes on! The street is littered with broken glass and dirty needles! You're going to get hepatitis!" I'm 25.

@wry_bred: I'm not a Eggers fan either but What is the What is really good.