The only Hooters I've ever been to was the one in Philadelphia. It was disgusting, the orange paint looked like it had been literally thrown on the walls, what a miserable little place. Not to long after, it fell into the Delaware.

@roodles: What I was thinking of but couldn't find for that post was this short story (fiction) that they wrote about on io9. In it the baby-boomers age and the next generation becomes more interested in "non-white cultures, like India or Egypt" and what is "cool" for the kids in that story is to be darker skinned. It…

@roodles: I didn't mean to offend. The project runway quote was just a means to show how ridiculously sad this whole thing is.

White/pale skin was very popular in ancient Rome as well. It showed a woman's wealth and prestige (she would never have to go outside to get water or do other household chores). It has obvious racial connotations now, but don't forget, the pendulum can always swing the other way.

"Greetings and salutations"

@ThaKadinskyPapers: Free contact high for every audience member.

@Miss Pelled: I just found Father's Arcane Daughter in my mom's basement the other day.

@gherkinfiend: In the Royal Tenenbaums, Richie and Margo spend several weeks hiding out there. That scene is a nod to this book.

My gyno is an older Australian man. He's great. True story.

@Rhymeswithfeather: That either gets best or worst I can't decide. Either way, ha!

There's also Virginville PA and Intercouse PA. Yay for the home state!

The Diamond Doctor? Sounds like a classy joint.

Not that I'm some big yaz enthusiast, or anything, but I've been on it for about 8 months and I'm fine. I think birth control is a different strokes for different folks kind of thing. You have to find the one that works for you. The only problem I have with yaz is how expensive it is. Especially without health…

Hey Jennifer, you and I are birth control sistahs. Although I'm a little disappointed, I've been waiting for those block letters (Bloating! Pain!) to sneak up on me so I can kick 'em into next Tuesday with my new birth control powers, like in the commercial, but it's yet to happen.

@Jerseylicious: You know about this right? Because it is the awesome. [thingsiboughtthatilove.com]

I just pick which religion has the hottest leader. Pope ratzinger-GROSS!!!11!! But the Dalai Lama

I use condoms to make balloon animals. And then have unprotected sex 'cause jesus says condoms and dicks shouldn't ever touch.

"The period question" and it's following chapter "properly thanking god that your not pregnant"

*Zeus* sorry, my excitement got the best of me.

Heatherette is done for? Thank Zues! Those twats were the epidemy of bad fashion, it wasn't cute or fun, it was just attention seeking, which annoys everyone. So glad they're gone.