@howdybeep (rear wheel drive): Hi, can i say, your family sucks! You are going to give a child a chance a good, healthy life free of abuse. And screw this thought that people won't treat adopted kids like family. My cousins are my cousins, they call my mom aunt, my grandma - grandma, they drive me crazy and I love…

@howdybeep (rear wheel drive): Yeah my first cousin that was adopted is 10 now, and the other one is 7, so that was a while ago, and the 10,000 only covered the actual cost of getting said adorable cousin, not all the other parts (airfare, hotel etc). Also, cute story, the first cousing they adopted, was number 13 in…

@J.D.Regent: I have 2 cousins adopted from China, and it wasn't cheap at all. There are a ton of fees you have to fly to China and stay there for about a week, then officials came and checked out their house a few times, I think the total came to $10,000-12,000.

The ten year old then went on to pretend she was hitler at a jewish youth group website and Kim Jong Il at a Korean Church chat room.

2. It is time for American women to stand up against misogyny in all of its forms and for women everwhere to claim the natural rights they have over their bodies and minds. Let us never again be referred to as the weaker sex.

So in my junior year of college I had to do a presentation on Vestal Virgins, but of course the powerpoint thingy wasn't working, so that pic up there, the word sex with a big line through it was my "visual aid" it was a huge hit.

@dichotomy: That's one of my all time favorite books! Literary sisters.

@ineffable.me: Well, they did do it all for the nookie, come on the nookie, so you could get that cookie.

It must be so uncomfortable to stand in front of a huge photo of your own face. Like hi, would you like me in normal or giant size?

@virtualcatlady (formerlycuteasabutton):

I kind of wish the media would ignore stuff like this, I feel like by giving these kids national attention it validates their little world. The school and the parents need to deal with this on a personal level.

@layladylan: Ditto. Ima watch but not play for this one.

@OhhYeah: Same difference. Ferguson!

And now the top model theme song is stuck in my head.

I like the way blue tastes. I'm giving my arms to the Atlantic. I want my ashes spread over the moon. What? fashion? I love clothes, I love the way they wear on you. Where am I? I want to wear guitar music and eat mussels with Jesus. You know..right man....you know what I'm saying?

I can't even remember what I wanted to be at ten. A smurf maybe? All I know is that it's not what I want to be now, and I'm glad my parents never shoehorned me into the life of a proffessional as a child.

@Philthyist would get with Idris: Well here in America we say UNDERPANTS!

@TaraIncognita: shirtless, he must bring the drinks shirtless, and then we'd be golden.

I'm not gonna lie, he does it for me. A little less hair gell and we'd be all set.

@AbbyNormal: No way, the name is pretty gross, I mean it would be awesome for a lesbian nightclub. But as a restaurant. Just. No.