@CopyofBlueboy: You're new here, aren't you?

@AnderBobo: Yes, but as Anna Wintour would say, who cares about health, what matters is how the clothes look.

My mom never went to the beauty parlor, she has worked outside her entire life (actual, job related work) and at 50 something, she looks awesome. No her face isn't like Nicole Kidman's, but who wants that? All plastic and shiny? Her skin is tan, and yes there are some wrinkles, but she dresses well and skips make-up,…

That picture certainly isn't helping her case.

@honeybunchesofoats: Or a giant flower brooch.

"The eclectic Carrie Collection features floral print with animal print trim" What...

@Archetype: @Librarietta: @bigtittycommittee: @clevernamehere: hmmm...good to hear. I'm out in the sticks right now, so I don't think the specialty bra store is gonna be on the menu anytime soon, but Macy's and Nordstrom sound like good ideas. I'm currently searching for a bra without underwire for the summer. I'm a D…

@Archetype: @NewsBunny: Where did you guys go to get fitted? To be honest I don't feel comfortable with the junior at the local VS measuring me while texting and joking with the seniors. Also VS has always sucked for me.

@dontbogartthewine: I officially need that as a ring tone.

@BlondeGrlz: Anytime someone says the words "my little pony" the theme song is stuck in my head for days. All three words of it.

The buddy-christ currently resides in my fish tank along with little buddha, 2 chinese wiseman and a couple of Tiki-gods. My fish are theologians.

At first I thought the Giorgio Armani thing was about midgets, which would have be awesome.

@hamburgerhotdog: Whoops, @AnderBobo: We share a brain.

@hamburgerhotdog: Won't that be what the DNA evidence is for. If DNA proves that Timmy's mommy was Amy and Amy is 19 but Timmy is four, then Amy had him at 15, which would be illegal. They find who the pappa was with DNA testing and then bag him for underage, right? It's a little backwards but it seems like it would…

These kids are being brainwashed, that is the root of the problem. These children have the right to go to a real school, with other children, and then at the legal age decide what they want. Even if they can't prove underage marriage (which shouldn't be that hard) there are still all kinds of rights being violated…

@angelheadedhipster: Get in line sister, I think he is so adorable, especially back when he was on the Disney show Even Stevens. Very funny, boy needs to do more comedy. There was this one episode where he did an interpretive dance to I've Been Working on the Railroad that was, like, the funniest thing.

@lonewolfer: I remember that thread, I was shocked, shocked! that people flush, I grew up in old houses and that shit NEVER flew. Not to threadjack or anything.

@GoodMorningAngels: Thanks, that's...weird. But good to know.

@j_dot: What's an OB-only country? Is this one of those blatantly obvious things that I don't get because I don't really have a whole lot of common sense?

@sequined: Me too, only problem is I just moved to a new town and know no one. I have no idea how to fix this problem. wah.