@THE hoi polloi: Ok last one.

@THE hoi polloi: I'll let it slide...this time.

@THE hoi polloi: Are you...are you questioning my clerks knowledge? If we were face to face I would go out, buy a pair of gloves and slap you across the face with one of them!

@AthertonMerriweather: We're sharing a brain.

I can't hear the word beserk without thinking of berzerker from clerks.

@KnitSandwich: I thought we were a platonic trio, not some sick sex dance! This is bullshit!

Jude Law, douche? Methinks somebody needs to watch I Heart Huckabees again.

My vagina is lined with gold.

@braak (is *whew*): I play a mean couch.

Hey that Kanye thing reminds me of a story, a friend of my brother-in-law worked at Kanye's office in NYC, it was a small production company type thing, something that he uses to avoid taxes. So one day Kanye comes into the office to meet with her boss and she asks Kanye if she can get him anything. He says, "Yeah,…

You know, after reading this articele [johnhawks.net] about 2 neuroscientists who used data that had been proven wrong 50 years ago, to write a book about something that never existed. I feel more comfortable listening to the rambling homless man trying to sell me his fingernails than brain doctors at the moment.

@hello.kitty: All three, bill doesn't deserve any of 'em.

@Archetype: or the island of lesbos.

In my head this is how big love will end.

I have the same reaction to even the smallest amount of Axe body spray.

Is it weird that the first line of the post, in my head, sounded like an old-timey-southerner sitting on his porch chewing tobbacco?

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is a sparkling and gorgeous size 00...: I do that with juice too, but soda?

@Archetype: Or diet coke, which is delicious.

@Jessi Ramsey Broke Synergy: Right? I mean they're called laugh lines for pete's sake. Why should you get rid of those so you can look frumpy and expressionless for 6 months at which time the stuff will wear off anyway?

Zeus, the sad fact is my roommate would be all about this. But that price is ridiculous.