Also if you find that you can't make your man happy in bed, you really have no excuse to get in his way when he decides to sleep with another girl. Don't be selfish, and remember, men hate to see a woman cry, so make sure you do it in private. The shower is a great place to cry, your special someone won't be able to…

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I like how "jennifer" is getting a little tired of the joke as well.

@BeAgrestic: Get a driver silly.

@KimberleeJ: @bananaballs: See, I couldn't handle the 2nd season, everyone was such an asshole, I only watched the first few episodes and then tuned out.

Kitty Korner (pet recommendations and tips on upkeep and maintenance...we know you ladies love animals!) - yeah we love pussy at jezebell.

@eeva: Sleeping-baby-panda breath? Don't you know eucalyputs is out this season. god, it's all about the krill in summer '08, bottlenose dolphin or nothing.

@bananaballs: It's top chef, not top sommelier. Man the first season was so good.

@tscheese: Cripes, I love me some mexican food.

@J.D.Regent: seconded.

@tscheese: Speaking of food I had the biggest plate of huevos rancheros (sp?) the other day, sweet mother of zeus it was delicious.

@braak: I went to bed last night around 8:45, I'm usually down by ten. Everyone makes fun of me, but I am one well-rested bitch. oh, and my sheets are from kmart, and my bed cost $90 - mattress and boxspring.

@Archetype: For real, if this nonsense keeps up I'm going to have to actually start working.

So we're gonna do this all day huh?

@Leiakat: That is brilliant.

@braak: I actually did that, for like an office job, but I never heard back from them. They want computer programmers and people who speak multiple languages, of which I am not one.

@braak: Whoa! The things I never knew.

Now I ain't sayin she a goldigger...

@Muffyn *Fluffly baby princess love moon cuddles*: Yeah I had that dream to, then I saw the episode of Alias where Sydney was tortured by that Chinese guy and had DENTAL WORK WITHOUT ANESTHESIA, no no nonononono!

@braak: Wait, Christopher Lee the actor?