Me, haha, I'm thin and pretty, love me, look at me, hi, me right, we're still on me? Me. hi over here, um..puppies and me, me with puppies, um...I like cupcakes and being thin and me. Me. Me. Me.

what about her being engaged to the biggest douche on the planet and the fact that she has entire new body made out of shiny plastic? That's not feminism.

@SarahMC: Well it is America's wang.

I think the fact that the boys are all 17 (which in some states is consenting age) and not 7. We had a girl in our school who was 17 and banging the married 40 year old band director and we never viewed her as the victim. We felt bad for the wife.

@BeAgrestic: "It's like those Dove ads never even happened."

Um, outside of Gawker I have no idea who this chick is, seriously, I only know her name in regards to how they make fun of her, but then again I don't live in New York, so I pretty much don't exist for people like her.

@snarkhunting: Word.

Man I feel like I'm gonna get hated on big time, but every girl I've met who describes herself as a slut, is like, the opposite of fun. She's normally super-lame and every time we hang out is just trying way to hard "to get laid" and is very, just, "look at me, look at me." And also makes the worst roommate ever.…

@howdybeep (rear wheel drive): "You do the meth"

"6 ways to eat bread dining out and save on calories," That is some crappy, crappy phrasing. Come on yahoo, at least make the headlines understandable.

@shananigans: Also, nipples...everybody's got 'em, so why doesn't TSA and Florida calm the eff down about the.

@Archetype: Wait, is that actually what perm is short for? You just blew my mindgrapes.

@seecindysnark: Though I'd never admit it outloud, it's my workout music. I think I even have it under a fake name in my ipod, oh the shame.

Heh, this reminds me of Easter Sunday when I was walking through home and this six year old girl comes out of her house in her pretty easter dress and proceeds to hock the biggest loogy into the street right in front of her mother. It was hilarious.