Thank god someone in this country is will to ask the question “but how do white people feel right now?”

I feel like if I had MORE confidence and maybe less boyfriend when I was younger I would have had a much more productive life.

I own 3 stethoscopes, and used all of them during the course of my bedside nursing career. I bought the first one when I was accepted into nursing school, since it was part of the “required uniform” for student nurses. If I showed up to clinicals without it, I would be sent home. When I graduated and accepted a…

Mine is lavender, and I can’t help but sleep more on the left side (also mr kittyman sleeps on the right side), but I def have the farting and snoring thing DOWN.

Sometimes I fantasize about having an extra room all to myself and how I would decorate my “lady cave.” It would have a velvet couch, lacquered walls, sparkly textiles, a chandelier hanging from the ceiling, and a Champagne fridge.

Elsewhere, Cattrall is pretty happy with the way her life has gone. She’s painted her bedroom pink and sleeps in the middle of her king size bed where she farts and snores as she pleases. Isn’t that what we all want?

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

I watched it via watching response videos and felt nauseous the rest of the day.

I’m gonna, I tell you I’m gonna be the spider, those kurds and wheys, they won’t know, won’t know what sat down beside ‘em, I’m gonna spider ISIS all over the middle east....

“In my administration, we’ll take care of both the Kurds and the Wheys.”

Good, maybe they’ll stop putting celebrity names all over shit just to sell it to people who are dumb enough to buy shit cuz it has a celebrity name attached. I’m looking at you, celebrity perfumes and clothing lines. Stop it! Though I won’t lie, if Mitt Romney came out with his own brand of binder/trapper keeper for…

Can someone PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD cover how every fucking high ranking government predecessor has done this on some level for fucking ever? Like, can we talk about all the emails that disappeared at the end of the Bush administration? No? We want to KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS?

Btw, calling it “twit shit” doesn’t really make me want to fix this problem but I will because I am a magnanimous blogger.

My name’s Joyce, and l noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad...

I love salads in general but I tend to love them with: bacon, bleu cheese, diced boiled egg, meats, and my homemade balsamic dressing that is acidic and chokingly good.

Ribeye marinated in soy sauce, sherry, garlic, and brown sugar cooked in a skilled and sliced over arugula, green onions, jalapenos, and grape tomatoes, with a ginger dressing. omnomnom!

That is very compassionate, thank you. I sort of ignored the whole fact that she is a victim when I blacked out and saw red at what she was saying.

But they aren’t sanctioned courts, even if locally they have the power to get away with it. Groups of white folks have been raping, torturing, and killing black folks in this country for centuries. It was still happening regularly and semi-officially in some American communities as recently as fifty years ago.

I fully support Jezebel’s new direction of being a bear-centric website.