“My dad, he is a good Christian man, I am a good Christian man, but we just do this for fun. We are not trying to cause any havoc or stir up any trouble, we are just trying to have some fun”

They can keep their penises to themselves. That would be grand.

Wow, white people are super pissed at black people for demanding their rights because they’re “doing it wrong.” So shocking and unexpected. And now white people will take their ball and go home. So unprecedented.

I am here for the bread that one eats with the soup.

A bald eagle kept landing on me while I was writing it and screeching “America the Beautiful” in my ear, it was very disruptive

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

Planned Parenthood has prevented more abortions by providing birth control and women’s healthcare than any jackass right wing group ever has. Fuck those jerks.

“Use the system. Use the system. Use the system.”

“Shut up! You’re stupid!”

THERE WILL BE NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF WOMEN I WILL KILL IN ORDER TO KEEP THEM FROM ACCESSING MEDICAL CARE!

Imagine how much better off we’d all be if instead of all this posturing about religious beliefs, and nonsensical rights of fetuses, everyone just helped people who really needed it.

When I was 22, my dream was to one day own a Birkin Bag in taupe and Very Prive heels in black....

Don’t get me wrong, this guy is a nasty cruel sack of shit who probably needs to kill defenseless animals to compensate for his small penis. That said, over on Deadspin they’re calling for the guys address as well as his name. Sorry, but we don’t need his wife and children to be harrassed by the internet mob because…

I would caution that anyone who wants to jump on the legalized prostitution wagon after hearing this to research the impact on legalizing prostitution on human trafficking. You may think something legal is easier to regulate, but it really seems to provide a market where the storefront can be legal and what flows…

White people should really be asking themselves why their culture is so violent.

Lol who uses Morse Code. Pony Express or gtfo

That's a decent, to the point apology.

He does white boy covers of Rap songs that his audiences prefer because it is “classier” “more musical” etc. He also makes white boy bland music.

I will never understand the sheer audacity it takes to ask someone for details about their genitalia. Everything about that line of questioning speaks to the interviewer’s belief, likely subconscious, that the subject of their questioning is some sort of specimen that needs to be poked and examined like an animal on…