I read it almost 20 years ago and so a lot of the details are lost to the wind. But I’ve always had a reservation about Atticus and I couldn’t remember enough to remember why. That line about the women on juries brought it all back to clear focus. I was not sophisticated enough to realize anything about the Ashley…

They’re like the fingertips of your chest!

They are not good, friend. They are decidedly Not Good.

Okay. How the fuck tall are you guys? There is no amount of yoga that will prepare me to use my vagina in a voting booth. My boobs, on the other hand, are readily positioned and I’ve been practicing on a keyboard. In fact, that’s how I’m typing this right now. Boobkeys.

Excellent gif usage. Two thumbs up and three points and a swish!

If you look at the couch picture, Brit’s heels look pretty steep. I’m going to guess that’s the difference.

I was legit so fucking hyped when I saw her post this morning that it didn’t even occur to me that people would shit all over this. Now that I’m reading the comments, I see you are correct. HOW CAN YOU HATE ON THIS GLORIOUS MOMENT OF PERFECTION?!

He sounds absolutely delightful and I have no idea why she would’ve relocated to an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT COUNTY to escape him.

I hope he falls down that M.C. Escher staircase for all eternity.

I love that this is an open thread because it means that (probably) less people are going to fight about it.

I think it tastes good if you accept that it is not pizza. More like one of those pizza-flavored casseroles that keeps popping up in the little videos on facebook. Pizza-adjacent.

Today is a shitty day so I can’t handle this right now but I am really, really looking forward to looking at it later and laughing. Preferably with a giant glass of wine in my hands. Or just some whiskey because fuck this day.

giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. no.

Hi. Can I print this out so I can hand it out to people? Maybe I’ll just slap it on the back of my business card?

Gloria, girl, I love you. But no. I’m all about Hillary, but please don’t help if that’s what you think helping is.

Touche! I had forgotten about that!

I have had a Mirena for about 2.5 years. My period has just started returning, but not really any bleeding. Just some cramps and emotional PMS-y nonsense. It usually his me out of no where (because I was terrible at tracking the damn thing when I had the actual blood to alert me so without that I’m even worse) and…

I don’t think that Hillary is probably as invested in GIF culture and, considering what just a picture of her wearing sunglasses and texting blew up into, I’m sure there was a conversation about trying to create that fervor again. My best guess would be that Hillary isn’t a huge Jay-Z fan, but that was totally a…

I don’t know what direction you’re coming at regarding this piece, but I loved it. Was like sinking into a hot, relaxing bath full of truth.

I am a parent and I can safely say that I would be going to jail that night if I were to walk in to my kid being assaulted.

I don’t know what staffer told her to do that but I want to kiss them hard on the mouth for having that foresight because that is one of the Best GIFs Ever.